You see there's this girl in dance And every time I see her Something just comes over me
Well, you know what it's like When you wake up in the morning And it's hard Standing up straight at attention like the changing of the guard Or how it is in a pornoshop When you put your quarter in the slot And you try to look cool So nobody knows that your hot
You go to a club And your high on some fine marihuana And the singer in the band Got all of her moves from Madonna And you wanna
Or late at night you're in home in bed all alone and it's cold out You put your hand where it's warm As you open up Miss January's fold out
Well that's how it is When she's around And i can't, no i can't I can't keep it down
I can't keep it down When that girl's around I can't keep it under my control I can't keep it keep it down No no no no i can't
I wanna i wanna i wanna rock and roll!
-Teacher- All right mr. Vegas, the joke's over
+Joe Vegas+ I got another one! This one's REALLY painful
-Teacher- Alright go but I'm warning you!
Im thinking about the time in my life when i first learned what crying was The first time I ever had to come face to face with what dying was The relatives gathered all in black to mourn for my greataunt Antionitta When who comes through the door to pay her respects but our cousin Conchitta
The tears in her eyes only made them look even more spanish As i watched her I could swear i could feel the floor under me vanish So she goes to them all and she finally comes over to me and she kisses my cheek I lower my eyes i can hardly believe what I see caus I'm looking down the front of her gown and I can't, no I can't, I can't keep it down! I can't keep it down When that girl's around
I wanna i wanna i wanna rock 'n roll! Rock 'n roll! I wanna rock 'n roll!