Bret:
If you want me to
I could hang 'round with you
If I only knew
That's what you're into.

Jemaine:
You and him
Him and you
If that's what
You're into
Him hanging 'round
Around you
You're hanging 'round
Yeah, you're there too.

Bret:
And if you want me to
I will take off all my clothes for you
I will take off all my clothes for you
If that's what you're into

Jemaine:
How 'bout him
In the nude?
If that's what
You're into.
In the nude in front of you
Is that what you'd wanna view?

Bret:
If it's cool with you
I'll let you get naked too
It could be a dream come true
Providing that's what you are into

Jemaine:
Is that what
You're into?
Him and you
In the nude?
That's what he's prepared to do
Is that the kind of thing that you think you might be into?

Bret:
And then maybe later
We get hot by the refrigerator
In the kitchen next to the pantry
You think that might be what you fancy?

Jemaine:
In the buff
Being rude
Doing stuff
With the food
Getting lude
With his food
We heard that's what you are into

Bret:
Then on our next date
Well, you could bring your roommate
I don't know if Stu is keen to
But if you want we could double-team you

Jemaine:
How about you
And two dudes?
Him, you and Stu
In the nude
Being lude with two dudes with food
Well, that’s if Stu's into it, too

All the things I'd do
The things I'd do for you
If I only knew
That's what you're into