I got struck by curiosity.
Wondering how it would be.
To see you in an erotic movie.
Hey, guys, how awesome wouldn't that be?
Ever thought of making lesbian porn?
That is something we would all adore.
We would always come back for more.
Oh, god, come on! Just give us hardcore.

You have to excuse my friend..
In his excitement he forgot to say:
Katy Perry, will you marry me?
Let's have a baby
We can raise it
In a mansion you can buy.
Katy Perry, lick my cherry (lollipop).
It's a fairytale and we'll be living happily
Ever after!

When I listen to the songs you sing.
'Bout kissing girls and everything.
Gets me excited and really gets me thinking..

You have to excuse my friend..
Here comes what he was really trying to say:
Katy Perry, will you marry me?
Let's have a baby
We can raise it
In a mansion you can buy.
Katy Perry, lick my cherry (lollipop).
It's a fairytale and we'll be living happily
Ever after!

Have you really thought this over?
It's not a hell of a master plan..

Katy Perry, will you marry me?
Let's have a baby
We can raise it
In a mansion you can buy.
Katy Perry, lick my cherry lollipop!
It's a fairytale and we'll be living happily!

Katy Perry, will you marry me?
Let's have a baby
We can raise it
In a mansion you can buy.

I'll be famous,
Then I'll dump you
After I've humped you.
I'll sell our sextape on eBay!
I'll sell our sextape on eBay!

I will be rich!
I will be famous!
Yeah, it's a fairytale
And we'll be living happily..
At least for a week!