Help me 911 operator, got a friday night emergency
I need nursin'
cause I'm hurtin' from a long week workin'
And I'm thirstin' for a remedy
I need a redhead, brunette, or blonde angel of mercy
That'll put me in intensive care
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

Hang on, don't hang up on me lady
gotta take me to the promised land
'cause I'm dying to see something like a juke joint
Jumpin' to a thumpin' little five-piece band
And be it red dirt, swing, just anything that's country
Even karaoke I don't care
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere
There's gotta be a honky-tonk
and girl you gotta get me there
I've tried my phone app road maps, siri
Where's the party at, but that ain't got me anywhere
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

Last call, that's all operator
I'm afraid we're running out of time
I know I sound broken
but I just keep hoping for an open glowing neon sign
And maybe this is crazy, but I'm thinking baby
Maybe later you can meet me there
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere
There's gotta be a honky-tonk
and girl you gotta get me there
I've tried my phone app road maps, siri
Where's the party at, but that ain't got me anywhere
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere
Out there there's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere