I'm a rock 'n' roll man
I'm a rock 'n' roll man
I rock all day in a garbage can
I'm a rock 'n' roll man
That's what I am

And I'm a rock 'n' roll dude
I'm a rock 'n' roll dude
The words to my songs are vulgar and crude
I'm a rock 'n' roll dude, and I'm too rude

I gotta rock 'n' roll chick
She dresses real slick
I love the way her high heels click, click, click
She's my rock 'n' roll chick
Man, she's too hip

I'm a rock 'n' roll freak
I'm a rock 'n' roll freak
I wail on my guitar seven days a week
I'm a rock 'n' roll freak
I ain't nobody's geek

But I'm a rock 'n' roll king
I'm a rock 'n' roll king
Rockin' and rollin' since the dynasty of Ming
I'm a rock 'n' roll king
And I can't even sing

I'm a rock 'n' roll cat
I'm a rock 'n' roll cat
I live all alone in a filthy dirty shack
I'm a rock 'n' roll cat
I really know where's it at

Well, I'm a rock 'n' roll man
I'm a rock 'n' roll man
I rock all day in a garbage can
I'm a rock 'n' roll man
That's what I am
Said I'm a rock 'n' roll man
I really know how to jam