I guess I'll just sit here
looking so ugly
Waiting a million days for you to come by
Well, what can I say?
You know I'm so lonely
Waiting for you to make me a woman

Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh

And when you come, I'll be busy
Sleeping with another guy
I never thought I'd see you again
But I have, and it feels fine

Ends up all the love I had was
for a very special Chad

If I had a chance to make a tiny wish
It would be for all the other girls to die
And let me get by on my fucking own
I'd live in a hotel of
Fucking boys who want to wed me
A new wedding every single day
Until I decide: "No. Too much is never enough. "

Guys should queue at my throne
Dying for a chance to meet
But I'm just lying here in my pants
And it feels fine

And it feels fine
And it feels fine
And it feels fine
And it feels fine
And it feels fine
And it feels fine