The Third Twin
(She’s the third twin) Listen to my brothers’ say
(She’s the third twin) I wanna sing it every day
(She’s the third twin) Come on all the people say
(She’s the third twin) Sing it the Weasley way
Fred & George are the best, forget about the rest
Fred & George are the best, forget about the rest

My oldest brother’s name is Bill, just listen to his great drum fill
He wears his hair a bit too long, but it was his idea to write this song
Look at his boots you will get a surprise, because they’re made out of dragon hide
He wears a fang but he ain’t no fool, go his way and I’d be oh so cool

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Charlie is the next in line; his bass playing is oh so fine
He’s got a weather-beaten face, with freckles all over the place
He works with dragons far away, that’s how his arms got in that state
They’re covered in burns and scars, if I was like him I’d be a Quidditch star

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Next is Percy that’s what I’m saying, just listen to his keyboard playing
He has to follow all the rules, he was a prefect at Hogwarts School
He had a girlfriend called Penelope, he’s got a job at the Ministry
He has glasses and a head of curls, follow him and I’d be Head Girl

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Fred and George are the middle brothers (we’re not like the others)
Their room is full of bangs and smoke (we’re inventing another joke)
Secret meetings we can overhear (thanks to our Extendable Ears)
They’re on backing vocals, hear them sing: (You got the nerve, you can do anything)

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Ron is next and he’s the last, just listen to his guitar blast
He’s tall and thin just like our dad, say he’s got spattergroit and he’ll get mad
He’s only one year older than me, he’s got a thing for Hermione
He’s on the Quidditch team ‘cos Harry let him, stick with Ron and I might just get him

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