Watching the people get lairy

It's not very pretty I tell thee

Walking through town is quite scary

Its not very sensible either

A friend of a friend got beaten

He looked the wrong way at a policeman

Would never of happened to Smeaton

An old leodensian

I predict a riot

I predict a riot

I predict a riot

I predict a riot

I tried to get to my taxi

The man in a tracksuit attacks me

He said that he saw it before me

And wants to get things a bit gory

Girls scrabble round with no clothes on

To borrow a pound for a condom

If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen

they're not very sensible

I predict a riot

I predict a riot

I predict a riot

I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here

That doesn't want to be out there

Watching the people get lairy

It's not very pretty I tell thee

Walking through town is quite scary

It's not very sensible

I predict a riot

I predict a riot

I predict a riot

I predict a riot

And if there's anybody left in here

That doesn't want to be out there

I predict a riot

I predict a riot

I predict a riot

I predict a riot