Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her.
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour.

oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks.
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me.

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
Ooohoooooo

Her Boyfriend's a dick
He brings a *** to school
And he'd simply kick
my ass if he knew the truth
he lives on my block
and he drives an IROC
but he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me...

cause i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
yeah i'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
listen to iron maiden baby with me
Ooohoooooo

Oh yeah dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

Man I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am lonely.
Lo and behold
she's walking over to me.

This must be fake
My lip starts to shake.
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me

"I've got two tickets
to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday-
don't say maybe.
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
like you . . . Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo"

Oh yeah dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missing