The other day
My nigga went to work
He said he picked up a box
That was heavy and it really hurt
(Ow, this hurts)

So he went to the bathroom
To look for an answer
And took a look at his hip and
Thought he saw a lump of cancer
(This looks like cancer)

So he did what a nigga does
Called his nigga up
He was like: Nigga
I was like: Nigga
We was like: Nigga
Swag

He said: I think I caught cancer
From lifting this box

I was like: That's heavy, well
Anyway, can I holla at your girlfriend
The one with the big booty
That shakes like it's got shocks?

He was like: What?
I said: I'm just playin', not really
But I think you got a hernias

He said: Oh, no, I got me a hernias
I said: I know this doctor that
Look like Sigourney Weaver
He said: I ain't got no money for a doctor
So we went to a party
Then my nigga died

I really miss my nigga
I really miss my nigga
White people you can sing it too
Just change that N to a W
Miss my wigga
Just say I really miss my wigga
Back to the song

Was at the hospital bed
Said: Nigga, are you dead?
My nigga said: Yeah
And I said: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Why'd you have to go go go go... ?

Reached out to his ghost
In slo-mo mo
Pulled a trigga for my nigga
Then it burst in the air
Nurse said: You can't do that here
I said: Bitch, I don't care

She said: You don't care?
Well, this part's important
Help me lift this nigga up and
Put him in the dead nigga storage

I said: Dead nigga storage?
You jokin'
She said: I'm jokin'
It was just a joke
I said: I'ma shoot you in the face
Call it a joke

She said: The best way
To cheer up is to laugh
I said: Bitch, I'll cheer up
After this, this
Bloodbath!

I want the whole world to know
What it's like to lose a nigga

I lost my nigga to a hernia
I lost my nigga to a hernia

I really miss my nigga
I really miss my nigga
White people white people!
I Really miss my wigga
This song is about equality
I really miss my nigga
Let's sing it together

I really miss my nigga
But white people if a black person's
Next to you and they look real
Pissed you better stop it
I really miss my nigga
I ain't responsible for your well being
I really miss my nigga
I really miss my wigga
I miss my nigga
(No Homo)
I miss my nigga