Don't put that weed in your mouth, boy
Take that sweet young thing off your lap
If you survive this antisocial behaviour
You're going to have to face a long-term prison rap

It's illegal
It's immoral
It's unhealthy
But it's fun
It's illegal
It's immoral
It's unhealthy
But it's fun

Don't put your foot down too far now
And don't this way you want not to mess
Either your health or society's protector
Is going to catch up with you one day, boy

It's illegal
It's immoral
It's unhealthy
But it's fun
(repeat fifteen times)