Dipper Nan
He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
One in a million,
Trust my luck-I wish it was a billion.

Maggot
Oh Dipper!

Dipper Nan
What?

Maggot
Give us two's up.

Dipper Nan
Oh son, haven't even skinned up,
You wanna have a word,
You are murdered,
Nine ounce habit,
You buy 1/2 quarters,
In his bedsit,
....... you see.

Maggot
Hello Dipper,
Do you wanna cuppa tea?

Dipper Nan
Safe, Mag, 2 sugars for me.

Maggot
No problems son thats £2.50.

Dipper Nan
He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
One in a million,
Trust my luck-I wish it was a billion.

Ballsy
Go to Maggot's bedsit-I use a special knock,
He takes ages to answer he's too busy polishing his cock,
Halves on a quarter-Maggot-What do you think?

Maggot
I'll chip in a bit son but you'll have to buy some drink,

Ballsy
8 cans of lager and a bottle of wine,
He drinks all of his and then most of mine.

Dipper Nan
In his bedsit Maggot would make tea,
Smoke my draw-charge me £2.50,
What do you mean-you're gonna charge me?
For an horrible cup and some no-frills tea.

Maggot
Oh Dipper,
This bedsit you see,
Cost me a fortune doesn't come for free,

Dipper Nan
Top end draw, when Maggot skins up.

Maggot
Maggot,
Can I have a puff,
Can I have a line, just an inch of mine,

Dipper Nan
Inch bloody whiten,
Your name's Dyson.

He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
Took all my money,
Now he's in the glc think he's really funny.

Billy Webb
Maggoty boy, a right tight fucker,
Sold me a paracetamol and said it was a pukka,

Maggot
(Its a pukka!)

Billy Webb
He owes you a tenner,
But he gives you a fiver,
.....bare faced cheek just like Lady Godiva,
Limited seating,
He wants money for the heating,
Nothing comes for free,
This is Maggot's housekeeping.

Maggot
All for me, none for you.

Billy Webb
I wanted a half but he gave me a Q.

Dipper Nan
He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
One in a million,
Trust my luck-I wish it was a billion.

Adam
One man flat,
Retractable bed,
He's 7ft 4,
And let it be said,
Its tight in that flat,
But like the next of kin,
He'd even let you fuck a bird in his wheely bin!
Bedsit!
Charging power by the hour,
Trippin' in the kitchen,
Smokin' bongs in the shower,
Beware the Maggot-take heed I'm telling,
Cookin' up schemes on his baby bellin.

Dipper Nan

He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
Took all my money
Now hes in the GLC thinks hes really funny!

Maggot
In the bedsit,
I hide my secret,
tossing in a sailors costume,
thats where I keep it,
With all my treasures, the things I collect,
I steal your fucking pants if you shit...
Please come and visit, but dont come again,
I dont like women and I fuckin' hate men,

Dipper Nan

Mushrooms on toast, his favourite treat,
Didnt wash his clothes, warts on his feet,
Had to move away, dont have to see him,
Hes a little shit, never stop the thieving.

He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
One in a million,
Trust my luck-I wish it was a billion.

He's the Maggot,
He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a fuck,
The Maggot,
Took all my money
Now hes in the GLC thinks hes really funny!

In his bedsit Maggot would make tea,
Smoke my draw, charge me £2.50.

In his bedsit Maggot would make tea,
Smoke my draw, charge me £2.50.

In his bedsit Maggot would get high,
Use a Giro for his supply.

In his bedsit Maggot would get high,
Use a Giro for his supply.

Billy Webb

Threw Big Ben outta the window innit

Dipper Nan

Wicked! Knows It!

..hates Maggot

My... back me up out there

Maggot is a shit.

I want you all to know:

Mike Balls backs me up,
Eggsy backs me up,
2Hats backs me up,
Hussain backs me up,
Everybody backs me up,
Billy backs me up,
Xain backs me up,
The world will back me up.

Maggot ripped me off for years, years, and he still will rip me off.

He'll rip you off, hell rip all of you off.

Fuck him off, wheel up, wheel off.

£70 a week I give him, in the snakepit.