My mother fucked a donkey down in mexico She had trienta margaritas 25 years ago Her purse had just been stolen She had to make some cash For 50,000 pesos The donkey fucked her ass Im so ashamed it made me sick My mother's box was his salt lick Human donkey fornication Her taco is the destination It soon became apparent It wasnt for the dough A genuine fiesta - at the donkey show The crowd would shout "ole!" As she nibbled on his sack They never had a patron Demand their money back A real freak show in the pit The donkey's fuckin my moms tits Acting like a true ranchero Dancing around a big sombrero The donkeys name was lucky Oh boy he loved to fuck He'd get so damn excited He'd kick and make you duck If you want to be a star Its easy to be famous Just pull down your pants And let lucky fuck your anus Im so ashamed it made me sick My mother's box was his salt lick Acting like a true ranchero Dancing around a big sombrero Lucky the luckiest donkey Lucky the luckiest donkey Lucky the luckiest donkey Lucky the luckiest donkey "ole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"