Boku no namae wa honmyou de "Hanawa" tsuchi [HEN] ni takai to kaite hitomoji de "Hanawa" sono mezurashii kanji wo jishou de shiraberu to "Hanawa" no imi wa yama no deppatta tokoro doko dayo
Sonna Hanawa wa mukashi kara hajimete au hito ni kou iwareru "Hanawa tteittara sa, chibimaru ko-chan no hanawa-[KUN] to issho dayo ne [HAHAHA]" dakedo docchika to iu to [KYARA] wa hamaji chuuryuu katei
Sonna Hanawa wa yume wo motome furusato saga kara Toukyou eyatte kita mochiron geimei wa homyou no Hanawa kawaisa wo dasu tame ni hiragana de Hanawa kouka [ZERO]
Konaida eki no [HOOMU] de densha wo matteitara tonari ni itai [KAPPURU] ga ore wo mitesa sayaiteta "Are~, aitsutte nanka, owarai to kayatteru [YATSU] ja ne~ no? aitsu" "e~ uso, anna hito zenzen shiranai yo. Ja a namae nante iu no?" boku wa kokoro no naka de Hanawa dayo, Hanawa dayo suru to kare wa ore ni chikazuki kou itta "Ano~, Haniwa-san desu yo ne?" bimyou ni machigaeru na ore wa doguu ja nee dakedo ureshikatta kara "A, doumo Haniwa desu."
Sonna Hanawa wa kono aida hajimete saga ni eigyou ni ikimashita boku no deban no maeni shikai no onee-san ga boku no koto wo kou shoukai shimashita "e~, soredewa tsuzuki mashite, sagaken ga unda owarai geinin, Naniwa-san desu. Douzo~! ore wa Hanawa da~ Naniwa ja nee futamoji mo machigaeru na ore wa Osaka ga
Sasuga ni konkai wa iou to omottetara mi ni kitateta tomodachi ga "oi~! nani machigaete n'da!! Hanawa darou ga! oi~! Kaijou no kuuki ga ikkini warukunari boku wa kiwotsukatte nani wa de toshita "Iya~, [HONMA] ni ureshii desu wa. Messa ookini." Moro ni kansaiben