Now the women are cryin'
And the kids are dyin' and the men are runnin' away
Somethin' weird has happened
And the devil he's a-laughin' and the church
Don't know what to say
Now the recently deceased have been
Openin' their eyes, but I know it's been prophesied
Through the comics I've been readin'
And the movies I've been seein', so it comes to me as no surprise

And I don't care, I didn't warn the human race
It's only fair, oh that we take our place

'cause it's the end of the world, and I don't give a shit,
The earth will be a better place without you and me.
So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it,
Because doom, death, and destruction is all I see

Now reporters are talkin',
And the zombies are a-walkin',
And the government's been fallin' apart
So I think I better go, 'cause these puppies
Ain't slow, even though they ain't very smart
If you notice more than five and
You wanna stay alive then you probably should be running away
I saw them tear my wife in two, there was nothing
I could do, but it happened just the other day

I didn't care, 'cause it was time for her to go
It's only fair, and now she's better off, I know

'cause it's the end of the world, and I don't give a shit,
The earth will be a better place without you and me.
So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it,
Because doom, death, and destruction is all I see
Alright!

Now I'm sittin' on my house,
I'm as quiet as a mouse, but they still keep gatherin' 'round
So I made myself a deal, they're gonna get a meal,
When I throw myself to the ground.
As they're waitin' down there,
I'm gonna drink my last beer, god forgive me for my sin...
I'm hopin' I will be dead if I land on my head, if not
I'll be born again

And I won't care, cause now it's time for me to go
It's only fair, and now I'm better off, I know

'cause it's the end of the world, and I don't give a shit,
The earth will be a better place without you and me.
So I climb up on my roof to throw myself from it,
Because doom, death, and destruction is all I see

Everybody!

It's the end of the world, and we don't give a shit,
The earth will be a better place without you and me.
So we climb up on our roof to throw ourself from it,
Because doom, death, and destruction is all we see
Because doom, death, and destruction is all we see
Because doom, death, and destruction is all we see