If I cracked a smile
Every once in awhile
Would I still be on trial for my sins
And if I told you jokes that would make all your friends laugh
Would you stick around whenever things got grim
Or run away?

And find another lover
Find another friend who
Didn't mind your second hand smoke

If this is the last time
Your bodies pressed against mine
Will you be on top or underneath
And if this doesn't work out
The way we had planned now
Do me a favor let me down
Easy

And find another lover
Find another friend who
Didn't mind your second hand smoke

Cause I feel the void with every clean breath I take
I'd miss all the coughing and pollution we could make
And if she left me it'd be more than my little lungs could take
So will ya stick around for goodness sake

And will you remember
Every single December
The way that my fingertips touched your lips
And lit your cigarettes

And find another lover
Find another friend who
Didn't mind your second hand smoke