I go out at night, pretending to be the one, the guy you’ve always searched but never found. Glamorous, listening, in short; a real gentleman, you’ll never think it’s just a game I play.
Driving back at my home, thinking ‘bout the horrors that lay ahead.
You never expected a damn thing, but I’m inside laughing about a certain future pain.
Chorus: I trick and fool you, - genital screwdriver mutilation. I stab your pussy, - genital screwdriver mutilation. I bake and eat your cunt, - genital screwdriver mutilation.
Feeding you drunk, your pants on your knees. Grabbing my toolbox, yeah I’m a real D-I-Y, slut. Licking your pussy, my gear ready to strike.
Chorus: I trick and fool you, - genital screwdriver mutilation. I stab your pussy, - genital screwdriver mutilation. I bake and eat your cunt, - genital screwdriver mutilation.
Tasting your delightful homemade flesh, desire for some more, this meal is no mess. I hope I remember to brush my teeth, after I’ve devoured your sweet cavities.