Oh, I love you! I wish you got the flu
So I could take care of you
Like you take care of me
I’m such a Florence, a real Florence Nightingale
I’ll fluff your pillows, I’ll buy you a Spiderman comic and read you
’til you fall asleep
Sleep on my shoulder! I won’t wake you even if
My back turns crooked and I have to walk with a limp for a week
I’ll make you soup and none of that kind that you get in a jar cause I
know you don’t like those

Oh, I love you! I wish you got the flu
You’re the cutest thing I’ve ever seen ñ like a teddy bear on heroin
Come, I’ll tuck you in tight and I’ll sing for you all night
All night

You can hold the remote, I won’t try to steal it
And the best cushion is yours and you can have your feet on me,
Even though I’m scared of feet and even though I had a hard day at work

Oh, I love you! I wish you got the flu
You can lay your weight on me and I’ll be your backbone
Lay your weight on me
You won’t have to worry