I woke up in the sink again,
I can't recall a thing since ten.
My legs have turned to heavy lead,
a constant buzz inside my head.
There are some things I can't recall.
no clothes on in a shopping mall?
I found some strange stains on my shirt,
I hope it's good and honest dirt!

Captain chaos strikes again,
a drink or three I'm fine but then,
I'm talking to the coat-stand by the door.
someone starts a drinking race,
the coat-stand hits me in the face.
I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more.

A song sung in between the key,
that Kareoke king was me.
I hope I didn't say out loud,
the things my mind had disallowed.
The bouncer had an attitude,
or was I loud and really rude.
I really must sort out my head,
Oh God there's someone in my bed!

Captain chaos strikes again,
a drink or three I'm fine but then,
I'm talking to the coat-stand by the door.
someone starts a drinking race,
the coat-stand hits me in the face.
I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more.

The instant guilt, the cold remorse,
the same again next week of course.
A tiny line to make you fast,
the future caught up with your past.
It's Friday night we're going out,
we'll drink too much again no doubt.
I can't recall a thing since ten,
I woke up in the sink again.

Captain chaos strikes again,
a drink or three I'm fine but then,
I'm talking to the coat-stand by the door.
someone starts a drinking race,
the coat-stand hits me in the face.
I take a bow, the crowd cry out for more.