(Plain ordinary people, people.)
Will you take part in my life, my love?
That is my dream

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Prepare yourselves, you must now bare witness to hyper crush
Live and direct from the honky-tonks of doo-hop music
A couple of real gentlemen with government management written all over them
I mean they're so lame they probably think this song is about them
Organized crime, see

Will you take part in, my life?

Anyways, I was drunk, I was ruthless
Many days, I was drunk, I was too sick (true shit)
I blow a kiss with my two lips
True love, do you wish to know this?
Remember the days that I sent you roses?
Well, anyways, I found my true love
Two hot sheets and a beat that's too tough
'Cause you suck, and my speech is too rough
I lust for your touch like a pain that shoots up
I wish I could settle it, treat you good
But I'm a playboy veteran, believe I would
If I wasn't shallow I would make you mine
But I'm in love with my lust and I change my mind
Call me an ass, call me what you will
But don't be mad at the fact that you love me still
I'm a scholar and a gentleman. Open your door
As I hollered at your best friend, hoping to score
Catch a slap in the face on a regular basis
I love all women, I could never be racist
Call me deuce bigalow, bigger than most
Bigger than this sick flow, bigger than blow
Bigger than 664, even bigger than the pope
Bigger than the pope

I know it's hard to find you
Can you make some time to
Take me to a drive-thru?
Then you'll see how I do
Then you'll see how I do
I know it's hard to find you
Can you make some time to
Take me to a drive-thru?
Then you'll see how I do
Then you'll see how I do

Breath, move, freeze, groove
This is the story of my dream coming true
Free, to, breathe, move
I'm free to believe anything that I choose

Let's go to vegas and repeat the scene
We'll go to a motel, meet the king
Grab a diamond at a pawn shop, give it to you
Then I'm riding on the non-stop, thinking of you
If I ever settle down, then it better be you
But for now it's a dream that'll never come true
And it's hard for me to say that I love you to death
I mean it's really hard, like I was punched in the chest
So, bare witness that my life is a dream
Bare witness it's a sight to be seen
I'm always on the [?] like a life on the screen
The best that I can, best that I know how
Best in the west, and the rest and the soul-cal

Breath, move, freeze, groove
This is the story of my dream coming true
Free, to, breathe, move
I'm free to believe anything that I choose

Catch me in a daydream, drooling and shit
At a stopsign right in front of fools in a pit
And in feels kinda dangerous saying this shit
I put my brain in my dick and I train it to spit

I know it's hard to find you
Can you make some time to
Take me to a drive-thru?
Then you'll see how I do
Then you'll see how I do
I know it's hard to find you
Can you make some time to
Take me to a drive-thru?
Then you'll see how I do
Just can't life without you
Just can't life without you