I got a shower curtain stickin' to my back And the o'd' cologne sure packs a whack I got blood on my razor - my face is in shock 'N' my hair hangin' down like a Rastaman's locks
I think I'm ready - I'm gettin' ready Gettin' ready Teddy - we're all gonna have fun
I gotta rock 'n' roll - rocket says "you gotta go fast" 'N' the radio's blarin' out a blast from the past Lucille's in the back screamin' "gimme a break" Your momma didn't tell you - that's the chance you take
It's oh so sad When this love is all that we have To swallow a lifetime away With so many hours in each day
But calm your foolish heart Our girlfriend's can't keep us apart I'm with you every step of the way Baby - what more can I say
The only problem is I wanna party - get down - boogie - have a great time Well its 36.50 for a room with a view O' the empire state 'n' the pizza place, too
Lucille's got my body in a total eclipse She's all lips 'n' hips - you know - one o' those trips We're gettin' ready - she's gettin' ready