I gotta tell him, I gotta be a man and handle my business
I know he's gonna hate me, I gotta call'em

What up dawg, what you been up to
Oh yeah, well thats cool, check it out
Me and you, we been down for a while right
We been here and there, we been pretty tight
Somethin happened last night that you might get upset about
But hear me out, I didnt mean nothin by it,
Im gonna make this quick
I gave your momma this dick
I dunno how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin'
I was over there mowin' the grass
And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass
And then i went inside to make a phone call
And there she was with a tittie hanging out her bra
One thing just led to another
Next thing you know I was but-fucking your mother

Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me
You never should have trusted a juggalo

Dont hang up, I still got more
Your momma gives head like a herion whore
I wasnt thinking about you as my bud
When she spread my but cheeks and went for the milkdud
We broke out with your grandpa's gin
And got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin
She's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts
Your mommas one of my favorite sluts
She likes lickin from the back of my balls
To the tip of my dick with one big lick
She calls me her big teddy bear
I chase her around in my underwear
I admit I like spanking her but
I used your sock though to catch my nut
Dont worry, I put it back, I knew I better
Thats why your toes been stickin together

Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me
You never should have trusted a juggalo

Maybe they call you a termihater
If this was a swamp youd be a allihater
You could use a could glass of haterade
Sure come up, bring the allihater

Your moms ass looks like oatmeal yo
Its bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though
And I aint trying to diss her either
Im only sayin I wish you would trim her beaver some
Every hair is like a foot long
Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
Its allright with me though
I dont mind as long as I can find the pee hole
And your dad so dumb he's knowing nuthin
Here I am stuffin her muffin
Not to mention the pickle buffin
And I hope me and you are still cool
Im spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
And we plan on fuckin again, allright, Ill talk to you again
Peace EMINEM

(Jesus someone got fucked up nigga)

Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me
Uou never should have trusted a juggalo Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me
I never said I loved the hoe
Please dont hate me
But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me
You never should have trusted a juggalo