I think I remember
That night in December
You in his sweater
He said it looked better on you than it did him

Only if you knew
How much I liked you
But I watch your eyes as he

Walks by
I'm right here by
Your side
Telling you it'll be
Alright

He's got you mesmerized
While I die

Why will you never kiss me?
I know that I'm not that pretty
But I give you my sweater
To make you feel better
He wishes he had her
You'll never be Heather

Watch as he stands with her
I'm holding your hand
Put my arm 'round your shoulder
But you're acting colder

Still, how could I hate you?
You're such an angel
And so I beg
Look at me instead when he

Walks by
I'm right here by your side
Telling you it'll be alright
He's got you mesmerized
While I die

Why will you never kiss me?
I know that I'm not that pretty
But I give you my sweater
To make you feel better
I wish that I had ya
I'm glad you're not Heather

Oh, oh
I'm glad you're not Heather

Why will you never kiss me?
I know that I'm not that pretty
But I gave you my sweater
It's just polyester
Though you like his better
You'll never be Heather