Mass Hysteria
The world gazes astonished
'coz they can't believe their eyes
On how stupid Americans
are obsessed with private lives
Each day another item,
another lie follows the next
Who cares for fucking politics?
All that counts is sex

He's the fallen idol,
the one that can't get clean
of fouls that he committed
The fool that he has been
He's the fallen idol,
but he don't give a shit
'Coz why should he be bothered
for shoes that do not fit?

The press sleeps in his garden,
there's a camera near his bed
A circus for the people,
because someone gave him head
His dog is being interviewed:
is boss had an affair
Perhaps he had a threesome
with Kohl and Tony Blair???

Mass Hysteria!

The world gazes astonished
'coz they can't believe their eyes
how stupid Americans
are obsessed with private lives
Though they give him credit,
his innocence been lost
In face of prosecution,
he has to bow or burst

He's the fallen idol,
the one that can't get clean
of fouls that he committed
The fool that he has been
He's the fallen idol,
but he don't gives a shit
'Coz why should he be bothered
for shoes that do not fit?

The press sleeps in his garden,
there's a camera near his bed
A circus for the people,
because someone gave him head
They want to know the topics,
of the leaders beaverhunt
but would I become that popular,
if someone licked my cunt?

Mass Hysteria!