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My baby loves me when I'm stoned
As long as I find my way home
No my baby she don't care
About the songs I sing or the clothes I wear
Loves a late night call on the telephone
My baby loves me when I'm stoned

She makes me see the picture
She makes me see red.
She puts me on a pedestal
Then messes with my head
She don’t want me in and office
Or in a three piece suit
She'd rather see me in dirty jeans and boots

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Every time that we're together she cuts all the slack.
Cause she knows I ain't myself until I knock a couple back.
It'll lead you life to ruin, take you to an early grave
At least that's what those people always say

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Ain't never gonna leave that girl alone
My baby loves me when I'm stoned