i keep a good luck charm
tucked under my arm
cause she told me to
a little soft and round
like a penny found
she said keep an eye on you
in case i try and do
something stupid

she's a little bit of life
a paragraph, a point of view, a messenger
she's reading middle sex
and i'm on salinger
so it may come as no surprise
why i'm the perfect guy for her

she's mine
loves her wine
and fine dining
that's right, she's mine
she's so fine
and loves fine dining

when i'm in the shower
i take about an hour
and i think of her
girl, i'm a dirty boy
with the bathtime toys
the fog rolls in and it's ships ahoy
i pretend i'm her gilligan
and she's marry anne and ginger combined
well my honey's so funny
she's money
she never means to undermind
she knows i love my job
but i love her more
so it makes no difference
either long distance
or over time

she's mine
she loves her wine
and fine dining
she's so sweet
oh so petite
oh so completely entertaining, oh
she holds my hand
we love to dance
oh so romancing, oh
she is mine

we pretend our friend is a minister
he wears a cap and gown
and he pulls a crowd
and he walks us down
the aisles to where we say our vows
we say our vows, we say our vows
and pray

considering her space and her miles from graceland
hook me up
i need a strong soy latte
make it grande
and wake me from my nightmares
and keep me safe when she's not there
don't call me crazy

because she's mine
she loves her wine
and fine dining
she holds my hand
and takes the chance
at sweet romance
and also disco dancing
oh see she's mine
she loves her wine
fine dining
yes, she's mine oh mine
lover her wine sometime
yes, she's fine oh fine darling

let's make out