When you're on a team with the Hulk and Thor
And we're all up there on the movie screen
Will the people believe that I'm not quite as tough?
Will anyone even notice me?

But listen I've got powers too, they're pretty sweet
I promise I can do so much more than just archery

I'm serious guys
I've got a collection of scarves and berets
I play trombone in a ska band
I once got to second base on my Tinder date
And my cat has got its own Instagram

I tell you now
I kick ass at Mario Kart
This year I played an extra in Paul Blart
I can open a pickle jar
I'm fricking Hawkeye
Maybe I'm as super as they are

So maybe I still haven't lost my virginity
But when I bowl I always score at least 70, after six beers

Yes I know 'bout Captain America's strength
Hulk becomes a towering man
But I got seventh place in my fantasy league
And I once butt-dialed Jean-Claude Van Damme

I tell you now
When I go to Chipotle I get free guac
I flirt with the cashier and she says I rock
I own water-resistant socks
I'm fricking Hawkeye
Maybe I'm as super as they are

Maybe I'm as super as they are
Maybe I'm as super as they are