You never try to keep the wild ones home
So mister don't just sit there and wait
Go out on the town makin' all of your rounds
It don't matter if you're your own date
(Aah, aah, ah, ah ah ah)
(Aah, aah, ah, ah ah ah)
Vacantly occupied, sat on the beach 'til my body got fried
Dreamin' of your pretty eyes up in South Carolina
I can't pronounce my r's or g's
When I'm speakin' Southernese
Honey do, honey come and do me again
Do, do, ba do bie do bie

I've seen that fat cat style
Three hundred pounds of jive ass smile
Young girls gigglin' all the while
That's not my cup of chowder

I go for candlelight
Cold champagne every Friday night
Honey do, a little toast to me and you

Honey (honey) why couldn't you have taken the non-stop train
I'm hungry (hungry) and I really want to see you again

I know it's gettin' late
Waiter keeps starin' at your empty plate
Maitre'd keeps tellin' me
"Sir, she's just not coming"
Ba do bie do bie

Now what the hell does Utley know
We've been through all this befo'
Honey do, little toast to me and you

Honey (honey) why couldn't you have taken the non-stop train
I'm hungry (hungry) and I really want to see you again

Vacantly occupied, sat on the beach 'til my body got fried
Dreamin' of your pretty eyes up in South Carolina
I can't pronounce my r's or g's
When I'm speakin' Southernese
Honey do, honey come and do me again (one more time)
Yeah honey do, honey come and do me again
Oh oh oh oh
Honey do, honey come and do me again
Do do do do do do do ahhhhhhhhh

"Honey do, yeah. Honey do declare I'm gettin' a little bit hungry like that song said. How many people want a cheeseburger out there? Let's server them up right now, they're here."