My friend hit me up on my phone
And said my woman was creeping
I asked for him the proof
And he said dude your woman is cheating
I said, "oh hell no! I can't believe
Another man done sexed her"
I got to take that ass on maury to take a lie detector
We're going to maury... maury... the maury show
We're going to maury... maury... the maury show
We're going to maury... maury... the maury show
The lie detector determined that chick's a ho!

Shirt off and I'm chilling
There's no cover charge for this building
And I got to find the ready and willing people
That are ready for a little straight sex, fuck feelings
Ooh, I've said too much already
Her thighs are wet and her back is sweaty
That ass is heavy and her legs are hanging
In the air but they're coming down faster than confetti

Everybody thinks that I'm a sex addict
But when it comes down to it, I'm the best at it
Her titties are showing, her city is blowing me up
Get a cup, her kitty's purring and her ass is fat
Ooh - who is that?
The woman's looking like she's unapproachable
Making me lose all my focus, boo
I just want to get a little bit close to you
Hold up, my phone's ringing; let me pick the thing up
It's my boy saying "your girl's running around"
I said "huh? the fuck? "
Hold up baby girl, look I got to go
Turns out my main woman is acting just like a ho
What are you going to do?
Girl you already know
I got to take that ass on the maury show

My friend hit me up on my phone
And said my woman was creeping
I asked for him the proof
And he said dude your woman is cheating
I said, "oh hell no! I can't believe
Another man done sexed her"
I got to take that ass on maury to take a lie detector
We're going to maury... maury... the maury show
We're going to maury... maury... the maury show
We're going to maury... maury... the maury show
The lie detector determined that chick's a ho!

Every time she wants to meet up
I catch her chilling in the bed with her feet up
And everybody else is trying to see us
Because I'm the one that got her screaming oh jesus
Please, ha, turn the beat up - this time nobody
Else really has to hear what we're doing over here
From nibbling on your ear to knocking
The pictures off and shaking the chandelier

But I stopped mid-stroke, looked at the ho, said
"I know you're cheating! "
She said "cheating? jimmy, I'm with you
We're freaking every weekend. "
I said I ain't trying to hear it, talk to me when you pass
In a voice that could shatter glass
Put her clothes on fast, "why you acting like an ass? "
"look girl, I'm sorry
But you're going to have to tell it to maury. "

She said "that show's so trashy"
I said, "exactly, your actions are in that category"
Then she started her begging
Like "jimmy I'll never ever ever do it again. "
I said "you're damn right you'll never
Do it again, because you'll be on tv
When the results are in. "

My friend hit me up on my phone
And said my woman was creeping
I asked for him the proof and he said
Dude your woman is cheating
I said, "oh hell no! I can't believe
Another man done sexed her"
I got to take that ass on maury to take a lie detector
We're going to maury... maury... the maury show
We're going to maury... maury... the maury show
We're going to maury... maury... the maury show
The lie detector determined that chick's a ho!