When I come home late from work thisty as I can be
I see the sparks locked uptight and a little
The bills on the table I be home after eight
You see my baby only loves me when I don't feel so great

When I'm drunk, I'm single and there's no two ways about it
And you try to talk your sense to me I've lived all my life without it
Some talk funny and some can't walk and others fall down on the floor
When the beer's upon my fidelity is the first to go

Well I'm swiveling on the bar stool now
You know I do feel fine
And the skirts are creeping up on me with every bootle that I buy
Well there's stephany and shirley, lucinda, jane and sue
Sometimes it get so overwelm lord I don't know what to do

When I'm drunk, I'm single and there's no two ways about it
And you try to talk your sense to me I've lived all my life without it
Some talk funny and some can't walk and others fall down on the floor
When the wine is flowing my fidelity is the first to go

Well the bar is closing down now but I'm not going home now
I'm free as a bird now but I just hate to sleep alone
Judge henry's only daughter I hear she's got a little outside
But she is standing on the parking lot and she's asking for a ride

When I'm drunk, I'm single and there's no two ways about it
And you try to talk your sense to me I've lived all my life without it
Some talk funny and some can't walk and others fall down on the floor
When the wine is flowing my fidelity is the first to go
When I'm drunk, I'm single and there's no two ways about it