Yo, sometimes things are just plain wrong
And you've got to sort them out

Makin' my way downtown
When I saw some kid that wanted to be justin bieber
Then he said to me, clearly thinkin' that I was weaker
You're a dork, mate, you're a loser, Imma get ya, Imma use ya
For sure, I was scared, but I wasn't gonna take this, so I said

Nah, mate, I'm not being funny
But I really don't know what you think you are
You stand there like your muggin' me right off
Imma let you know that your time is up

I'll shoot you with my load
I'll get it right in your face
And if you would like some more
Just tell us a time and place

Next that day when I had some mega difficult exam
I was strugglin' when I saw some random geezer raise a hand
I need some more paper, cause I just used all mine up
This waste man clearly thinks, he's better than us

Nah, mate, I'm not being funny
But I really don't know what you think you are
You stand there like your muggin' me right off
Imma let you know that your time is up

I'll shoot you with my load
I'll get it right in your face
And if you would like some more
Just tell us a time and place

After school when I went to get food with my girl
We went to a really nice place
Cause I know that she's my world, but
When we got the food, I saw she was given
Six more fries then me
It's clear this kid is tryna steal my girl

Nah, mate, I'm not being funny
But I really don't know what you think you are
You stand there like your muggin' me right off
Imma let you know that your time is up

I'll shoot you with my load
I'll get it right in your face
And if you would like some more
Just tell us a time and place

That very day was my young brothers birthday
So he got some presents

Nah, mate, I'm not being funny
But I really don't know what you think you are
You stand there like your muggin' me right off
Imma let you know that your time is up

Lemme tell you now that so many people
Think they're on top of ya, mate
All I wanna say is, don't ever take this, no, thanks, mate
Outta nowhere, bieber, lookin' a bit too happy
Then he tried to swing, but I swung out the way
Draco malfoy saved the day

Nah, mate, I'm not being funny
But I really don't know what you think you are
You stand there like your muggin' me right off
Imma let you know that your time is up

I'll shoot you with my load
I'll get it right in your face
And if you would like some more
Just tell us a time and place