Two Ladies
[emcee (spoken)]
So, you see, everybody in berlin has a perfectly
Marvellous roommate. some people have two people.
[girl 1]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
[girl 2]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
[emcee]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, beedle dee, deedle dee,
Dee!
[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
[emcee]
Two ladies.
[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
[emcee]
Two ladies.
[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
[emcee]
And i'm the only man,
Ja!
[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[emcee]
I like it.
[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[emcee]
They like it.
[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[emcee]
This two for one.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[girls]
Two ladies.
[emcee]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[girls]
Two ladies.
[emcee]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
[girls]
Und he's the only man
[emcee]
Ja!
[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[girl 1]
He likes it.
[emcee]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[girl 2]
We like it.
[emcee]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[girls]
This two for one.
[girl 2]
I do the cooking...
[girl 1]
Und i make the bed.
[emcee]
I go out daily
To earn our daily bread.
But we've one thing in common,
[girl 1]
He...
[emcee]
She...
[girl 2]
And me,
[girl 1]
The key,
[emcee]
Beedle dee, dee,
[girl 2]
The key,
[emcee]
Beedle dee, dee, the key,
[girls]
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee, dee!
[dance]
[girls]
Ooh! aah! ooh! aah!
[emcee]
We switch partners daily
To play as we please.
[girls]
Twosies beats onesies,
[emcee]
But nothing beats threes.
I sleep in the middle,
[girl 1]
I'm left,
[girl 2]
Und i'm right,
[emcee]
But there's room on the bottom
If you drop in some night.
[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[emcee]
Two ladies.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[girls]
Two ladies.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
And he's the only man.
[all]
Ja!
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[emcee]
I like it,
[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[emcee]
They like it!
[girls]
Beedle dee, dee dee dee...
[all]
This tow for one.
Beedle dee, deedle dee, deedle dee,
Deedle dee, dee!
[emcee (spoken)]
Thank you! lulu! bobby! and me!!
Oh, i'm so hot now!
Come, my lieblings, upstairs!
Compositor: Fred Ebb