Tom: D [D (SUS2)] [D] Nobody loves you when you're [E7]down and out, [G] nobody sees you when you're [D]on Cloud Nine. Ev'rybody's hustlin' for a [E7]buck and a dime, [G] I'll scratch your back and [D]you scratch mine. [D] I've been across to the [Bb+]other side, [Bm] I've shown you ev'rything, I've got [F#7]nothing to hide. [G F#7] [G] And still you [A7]ask me do I [D]love you. What it [Bm]is, what it is. [G] All I can tell[Gm] you is it's [D]all show [D7]biz, [Db7 C7 B7] [G] all I can tell[Gm] you is it's [D]all show biz. [D] Nobody loves you when you're [E7]down and out, [G] nobody knows you when you're [D]on Cloud Nine. Ev'rybody's hustlin' for a [E7]buck and a dime, [G] I'll scratch your back and [D]you knife mine. [D] I've been across the water now so [Bb+]many times, [Bm] I've seen the one-eyed witch doctor [F#7]leading the blind. [G F#7] [G] And still you [A7]ask me do I [D]love you. What you [Bm]say, what you say. [G] Ev'ry time I put my[Gm] finger on it it [D]slips a[D]way, [Db7 C7 B7] [G] ev'ry time I put my[Gm] finger on it it [D]slips away. [Instrumental interlude over a full verse] Well, I [D]get up in the morning and I'm [Gm]looking in the mirror to see[Bm7] [G7(9)]oo [A7]oo [D]wee. Then I'm lying in the darkness and I [Gm]know I can't get to sleep[Bm7], [G7(9)]oo [A7]oo [D]wee. (3 Silent bars) [D] Nobody loves you when you're [E7]old and gray, [G] nobody needs you when you're [D]upside down. Ev'rybody's hol'rin' 'bout their [E7]own birthday, [G] ev'rybody loves you when you're [D]six foot in the ground. ||: D E7 G D :|| Repeat and fade (with whistling)