Watch what you eat now look after your teeth (mao oo ma ma, ma ma, oo ma ma)
Better take some exercise or you'll come to grief (mao ...)
Hair is getting thinner i don't know where it goes (mao ...)
Except where i don't want it growing up my nose (mao ...)

(refrain) need to find some energy like my friend kevin (mao ...)
He's not a morning person but he's 24/7 (mao ...)

It's no use complaining about the state i'm in (mao ...)
It's like blaming god when your football team don't win (mao ...)

Instrumental (refrain) (bridge - minor)

If i were french i'd be a man of taste, chacun a son gout
But i'm english, it's not gout it's gout, playing havoc with my foot

You say i look miserable criticise my dress (mao ...)
Beneath this cold exterior i'm really quite depressed (mao ...)

(refrain) looking for the truth i found it in the sun (mao ...)
Looking for a riff ron truman-border gave me one (mao ...)