Somebody called me on the phone
They said hey is Dee Dee home?
Do you wanna take a walk
You wanna go cop
You wanna go get some Chinese Rocks?

(Chorus)
I'm living on a Chinese Rock
All my best things are in hock
I'm living on a Chinese Rock
Everthing is in the pawn shop, it is.

The plaster's falling off the wall
My girlfriend's crying in the shower stall
It's hot as a bitch
I shoulda been rich
Now I'm just digging a Chinese ditch.

(Chorus)

Oooooh!
Ahhhhh!
Oooooh!
Ahhhhh!

(Repeat 2nd verse)

I'm living on a Chinese Rock.
(repeat x 6)