[King Tee] Yo whassup, it's King Tee on the vocals I rock the coolest rhymes, from here to Acapulco I drive a Cadillac, not a played out DeSoto Look I'm fin' to pose, photographer take my photo Cool is back, in fact I'm comin exact It's MC Breeze and King Tee, and Pooh on the track So we all got together, and thought of a freestyle Gather round the stage, and come see how pros go for what they know and get paid for it And I brung along the Breeze, so you can enjoy it .. and to fans I'm an idol It's me and Breeze, "Just Clowning" is the title Get up what's happening? I'm a King, not a Captain Do the most coolest rappin, talk smack I'll be gat'n I'm the King Tee punk, and I don't talk junk But I do smoke blunt, love rappin to funk You know the mic is like a vine I swing on it like Tarzan I drink a Coke and hit a note like Barbara Streisand Step up, fess up, stand around and get down to the song "Just Clowning"..
.. "It's the joint!" (repeat 4X)
[MC Breeze] Well I happen to be, hopin to be, a big-timer A dope rhyme and you won't find a nother MC who can get with this program Served by no one, I mean no man You say I'm good it's the truth, you're not soupin I take it as a compliment and keep troopin Unlike most you know I never stop flowin My name is MC Breeze cause I'm the master at blowin rhymes and lyrics, that is my specialty I'm high-fidelity, you can't mess with me Don't even think you can just sneak up on bein number one, is a high that I'm stuck on I'm on a mission, wishin, all the time you spend that you would make a legend or a monument I'm not souped up, or a pooh-butt I only lay my voice on a track that Pooh cuts A beat is like food for thought so I eat it I'm feelin kinda hungry Pooh so just feed it Keep the bass poundin I like the way it's soundin Pooh is gettin ill while me and Tee are "Just Clowning"
.. "It's the joint!" (repeat 2X)
[King Tee] I've been rappin for a while, I'm acquirin chapstick Like a magician with the mic I do a hat trick I don't wear a cape, or perform at a sideshow Let me hit the 40 cause my throat is kinda dry yo When I'm on stage it's like a Broadway play King Tee and MC Breeze and Jennifer Holiday But Breeze, my throat's gettin so' {*rasping*} Get on the mic and won'tcha give it a go
[MC Breeze] Clowning, is like actin ill sometimes But when I ill, I like to say a dumb rhyme to increase my fame and star stature I'm like Anita Baker I'm caught up in the "Rapture" Hittin like bolos when I go solo Last name is spanish but yo, I'm not a cholo Keep the bass poundin, I like the way it's soundin Pooh is gettin ill while me and Tee is "Just Clowning"
[King Tee] But but but Breeze.. you know me and you can clown right, right? We gotta see if.. Mixmaster Spade can do it
.. "It's the joint!"
[Mixmaster Spade] Well it's Tuesday night, I got nuttin to do I guess I'll get on the phone and call DJ Pooh Say "Whassup Pooh? Are you beat?" He say "Forget that stuff, let's hit the street" Since I got a Caddy, and you got a Z I can roll witchu, or you can ride with me I say "We goin to a club that's dynamite" (WHERE?!) The Red Onion on a Tuesday night I walked in and glanced, shook a few hands Grabbed the baddest broad, then I commence to dance I looked the DJ, and said "Whassup?" He said "Spade's in the place and he's +DOIN THE BUTT+" Now I'm back to the rap that we have at hand I'm the Mixmaster man with the master plan I slapped the girl on the butt then she started to frown And ..
[King Tee] Yo Spade, cool out! Man, we "Just Clowning"