If they could see me now
That little gang of mine
I'm lookin' at your smile and it's a healthy sign
I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact
The kind of top-drawer, first-rate chum I attract

All I can say is wow, just look at where I am
Tonight I've landed, pow, right in a pot of jam
What a setup, holy cow, they'd never believe it
If my friends could see me now

If they could see me now, that little dusty group
Traipsin' 'round this million-dollar chicken coop
You're rubbin' elbows with the cream of the crop
Whoever said there ain't no room at the top?

Do-do-do-do, do-bada-be, bidi-da, bada-be
Be-be-be-be, da-da-da-day-day
Zam-zam-zam, ziri-riri-ziri-waop
Ziri-riri, de-de-de-de

To think this famous man, which I must say is he
Should pick an unknown gal, which there's no doubt is me
What a setup, wow, holy cow, they'll never believe it
If my friends could see me, if they all could see me
If my friends could see me now

Take a look at me now
Take a look at me now
Take a look at me now