She don't get out much
Oh, but when she does
She'll volunteer to hold my beer
And help me catch a buzz


Out of all my friends
I can count on one hand
She's the first there
To pull back my hair
Every time shit hits the fan


She's a solider
When I hold her
Up in the air
Since I learned just how to use her
She never gets scared
To prove my point
And make a scene
When I'm out of words
She sticks up for me
And man I gotta thank her
Here's to you, my middle finger

She got to know my ex
Pretty damn well
She wiped off my hurt
And gave me the nerve
To stand up for myself

She's a solider
When I hold her
Up in the air
Since I learned just how to use her
She never gets scared
To prove my point
And make a scene
When I'm out of words
She sticks up for me
And man I gotta thank her
Here's to you, my middle finger


She's a solider
When I hold her
Up in the air
Since I learned just how to use her
She never gets scared
To prove my point
And make a scene
When I'm out of words
She sticks up for me
And man I gotta thank her
Here's to you, my middle finger

Yeah, she never meets a stranger
Cheers to you, my middle finger
You can love her, you can hate her
But that's my girl, my middle finger