My left hand ain't interested in nothin' but a drink in it
Yeah, I'll have this dance, I like this song it's got some swing in it
You ain't Johnny and I ain't June
But you can be my man in black tonight, baby, if you want to

Someday, I want the weddin'
Somethin' borrowed, somethin' blue
Flowers and a veil
And a sunset honeymoon
But tonight we ain't nothin'
But a downtown bride and groom
Gettin' hitched on whiskey vows
And exchangin' drunk I do's
With neon diamonds and smoke rings
Neon diamonds and smoke rings

I ain't one for champagne and them fancy crystal stem glasses
'Fore I settle down, I'll probably have to kick some bad habits
'Til last call do us part
We ain't gotta get married to pretend we are

Someday, I want the weddin'
Somethin' borrowed, somethin' blue
Flowers and a veil
And a sunset honeymoon
But tonight we ain't nothin'
But a downtown bride and groom
Gettin' hitched on whiskey vows
And exchangin' drunk I do's
With neon diamonds and smoke rings
Neon diamonds and smoke rings

'Round and 'round

Someday, I want my daddy to give me away
I know I want forever, just not today

Neon diamonds and smoke rings
Neon diamonds and smoke rings
Neon diamonds and smoke rings
Neon diamonds and smoke rings

My left hand ain't interested in nothin' but a drink in it