She was a loaner
And he was a jock, yeah
He kissed her in secret
In her bands old garage, yeah

On her nightshift she was dreamin'
Some day she'd sell out arenas
But that jock, he didn't see it
He always wanted more

She was a small town waitress
So he left her for a girl on the internet
He's sad 'cause now she's everywhere famous
And he'd do anything to be hers again
Too bad, yeah, yеah, yeah
Now he's all alone in thе basement getting stoned
Wishin' that he never left, uh-uh-uh-oh
For the girl on the internet

It's been a few years
And now she's a star, yeah
She's on KIIS-FM
In his mom's old beat up car, yeah

On his nightshift sippin' Whisky
Heard she's playing in the city
Man, that jock, he feels so shitty
He always wanted more

She was a small town waitress
So he left her for a girl on the internet
He's sad 'cause now she's everywhere famous
And he'd do anything to be hers again
Too bad, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now he's all alone in the basement getting stoned
Wishin' that he never left, uh-uh-uh-oh
For the girl on the internet

Now you know, you know
How the story goes
Now you know to keep the good ones close
Guess you never know
That loser girl you broke
Some day you'll be rocking at her show, oh-oh

She was a loaner
And he was a jock, yeah