Now listen I think you and me

Have come to the end of our time

What do you want some kind of reaction?

Well OK, that's fine

Alright, how would it make you feel

If I said you'd never made me cum

In the year and a half that we spent together

Yeah, I never really had much fun

All the times that I said I was sober

Well I'm afraid I lied

I've been lying next to you, you next to me

All the while I was as high as a kite

I can see it in your face

As you break it to me gently

You really must think you're great

Well let's see how you feel in a couple of weeks

When I work my way through your mates

I never wanted it to end up this way

You've only got yourself to blame

I'm gonna tell the world you're rubbish in bed now

And that you're small in the game

So you thought this was gonna be easy

Well, you're outta luck

Yeah let's rewind, let's turn back time

To when you couldn't get it up

You know what I shoulda ended then

That's when I shoulda shown you the door

As if that weren't enough to deal with

You became premature

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental

But you left me in such a state

Now I'm gonna do to you what you did to me

Gonna reciprocate

I never wanted it to end up this way

You've only got yourself to blame

I'm gonna tell the world you're rubbish in bed now

And that you're small in the game

You're not big, you're not clever

No, you ain't all big, brother

Not big whatsoever

You're not big, you're not clever

No, you ain't all big, brother

Not big whatsoever

I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being kinda mental

But you left me in such a state

Now I'm gonna do to you what you did to me

Gonna reciprocate

I never wanted it to end up this way

You've only got yourself to blame

I'm gonna tell the world you're rubbish in bed now

And that you're small in the game

You're not big, you're not clever

No, you ain't all big, brother

Not big whatsoever

You're not big, you're not clever

Not big whatsoever

No, you ain't all big, brother

You're not big, you're not clever

Not big whatsoever

No, you ain't all big, brother

You're not big, you're not clever

Not big whatsoever