Mom: Alexander! Dinner's on the table!
Alex!
Alex: Yeah, alright mom, I said I'm coming!
Gosh

I work at home in my parent's basement
I don't troll, I make statements
I'm not a cliché sittin' in my pj's
Double cupping at lunch on a tuesday
I'm like Drake, see? So don't hate me!
I get vexed if you don't appreciate me
Real talk, I'll put the world to rights
And when I'm a big boy I'm gonna write for vice

It's not for me? It must be wrong
I could ignore it and move on
But I'm a Broadband Champion
A Url Badman
And if you're try call it art
I'll have to take it all apart
I got a high-brow game plan
A Url Badman

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N without empathy
I got a high-brow game plan
A Url Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N and you're dead to me
Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
A Url Badman

Spectacles with no prescription
Short-shorts with conviction
Supreme Palace, Apc
Sizzurp in a chalice, yeah, that's so me
I'm a london white boy rapping atl
Keyboard warrior that can't spell
I don't like you, I think you're worthless
I wrote a long piece about it up on my wordpress

It's not for me? It must be wrong
I could ignore it and move on
But I'm a Broadband Champion
A Url Badman
And if you're try call it art
I'll have to take it all apart
I got a high-brow game plan
A Url Badman

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N without empathy
I got a high-brow game plan
A Url Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N and you're dead to me
Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
A Url Badman

I like Jordans, Jay Rich, Dj Skream shit
Complex, Pitchfork, Winnie the Pooh
I'm a space ghost perpetrator
Bottom half of Idolator
Check Tyler the Creator
Blogospheric mimicator
A$ap, Kanye, Xx Remix
Mike jones, Paul Wall, I need a kleenex
I don't like girls much, they kinda silly
Unless of course they wanna play with my willy

I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N without empathy
I got a high-brow game plan
A Url Badman
I'm a U-R-L B-A-D-M-A-N and you're dead to me
Cause I'm a Broadband Champion
A Url Badman
I got a high-brow game plan
A Url Badman