I kissed more than a couple of frogs
Still haven't found my prince
Don't know where he been,
Don't know how to begin
The more I think about it,
I start to wonder if I'm jinxed,
C'mon, sing it with me

Bom bom bom bom bom

But even a girl like me can believe in a fantasy cinderella story
So channel your inner george clooney and charm me
Disarm me baby I don't even care if you harm me,
Don't give me that "you're just a delusional girl" speech
You're lookin right at the choir while you preach ah
Can't we just pretend we live in the old world
Where women were women and men were men

I'm sorry to say there's no guarantee
I'll find the perfect fish in the sea
K I s s- ing under the tree
Baby maybe there's no fairytale ending for me

Tell me the name of my sweetheart
Strawberry shortcake cream on top,
Whip me up a remedy like chocolat
Fix me up somethin tasty somethin hot
Why can't you be more like johnny depp
Put a little pep in my step
What the heck at this point I'll settle for shrek
Or a sexy pale vampire to bite my neck
Mirror mirror on the wall who's the most desperate of them all

I'm sorry to say there's no guarantee
I'll find the perfect fish in the sea
K I s s- ing under the tree
Baby maybe there's no fairytale ending for me

Sos I'm a damsel in distress
Get me out of this mess
And we can live so happily ever after

I'm sorry to say there's no guarantee
I'll find the perfect fish in the sea
K I s s- ing under the tree
Baby maybe there's no fairytale ending for me