I been workin' this job 9 to 5
Minimum wage and overtime
But here comes a few days
Of unpaid vacation
And there ain't no way, Jose, I'll waste them

Cause there ain't no better feeling then when

I pick up a beer can
And get to feeling like superman
It's Friday night y'all here's the plan
I'm gonna throw back a couple and
Keep 'em glued to my right hand
Any flavor, size or brand
Until the point where I can't stand
No nothing picks me up like a beer can

Well I woke up at 1 pm
And introduced myself to my new girlfriend
And there's a wrecking ball, sized hole in the wall in the basement
I ain't got no clue, how or who, coulda made it
Well all I know is shit hit the fan
And here we go again

I pick up a beer can
And get to feeling like superman
It's Saturday y'all here's the plan
I'm gonna throw back a couple and
Keep 'em glued to my right hand
Any flavor, size or brand
Until the point where I can't stand
No nothing picks me up like a beer can

Well it's Sunday now and I'm freaking out, cause I can't handle five days without

Yeah, picking up a beer can
And get to feeling like superman
It's Sunday who gives a damn
I'm gonna throw back a couple and
Keep 'em glued to my right hand
Any flavor, size or brand
Until the point where I can't stand
No nothing picks me up like a beer can
Like a beer can
No, nothing picks me up, like a beer can