It's a junked out joint off a backroad
A blinkin' window sign with an arrow
A gravel lot chalked full of toolbox trucks
Makin' their happy hour way home
When guys like me lose girls like you
That's where we run to

They got "Whiskey River" on a jukebox
A honky-tonk sawdust dance floor
A neon, five o'clock, broke clock
And plenty damn many when you want more
This broke heart fool, on an old bar stool
Drinkin' beer almost as cold as you

A bunch of good time numbers on the stall door
A picture of you on the dart board
Them cinder block walls ain't ever been cleaned
Still ain't as dirty as you done me

"Whiskey River" on a jukebox
A honky-tonk sawdust dance floor
A neon, five o'clock, broke clock
And plenty damn many when you want more
This broke heart fool, on an old bar stool
Drinkin' beer almost as cold as you

When guys like me lose girls like you
That's where we run to

We got "Whiskey River" on a jukebox
A honky-tonk sawdust dance floor
A neon, five o'clock, broke clock
And plenty damn many when you want more
This broke heart fool, on an old bar stool
Drinkin' beer almost as cold as you

Cold as you