I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

Nothin' more frightenin' than a woman scorned
And a box of bleach
You said I'd never change, I bet you never thought
I'd go so extreme
I lost a couple of inches and then a couple more
Startin' with you and every single thing you said to me

Baby, if you thought that I was trouble
Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next
Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
Is that an angel? No, it's your ex
Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?
I don't think you knew just what you'd done
Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

I'm goin' Gwen Stefani, I'm goin' Courtney Love
I'm headin' out of your league
I'm gonna make your friends say, "Man, you messed that up"
And I would have to agree
Had some emotional baggage, oh, but I cut it off
Startin' with you and every single thing you said to me
Ending with you just wanna talk but I'm just never free

Baby, if you thought that I was trouble
Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next
Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
Is that an angel? No, it's your ex
Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?
I don't think you knew just what you'd done
Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde)

La-la-la-la-la
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (Yeah)
La-la-la-la-la
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (It's funny)
La-la-la-la-la
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (Sounds great [?] )
La-la-la-la-la

I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (So fuckin' right)
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde (Boy, you're super upset)
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
You'll rue the day you did me wrong
I'll put your name in all my songs
I'll twist that knife, it will be fun
Fuckin' your life up

Baby, if you thought that I was trouble
Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next
Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
Is that an angel? No, it's your ex (It's your ex)
Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?
I don't think you knew just what you'd done
Woah, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
(I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
as a blonde, as a blonde)

La-la-la-la-la
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
La-la-la-la-la (As a blonde)
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
(Find it funny, no? It is)
La-la-la-la-la
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde
La-la-la-la-la
I'll fuck your life up as a blonde