Papyrus: Hey, guys! Guys! Guys!
You'll never guess what I found!
I thought it was a rock, but it was a human!

Sans: Don't think they heard you

Doggo: Heard what?

Papyrus: Would you dogs
stop playing poker for one second and listen?
I, the great Papyrus
detected that a human has entered Snowdin!

Dogamy: Oh, just that?

Dogaressa: Well
that's no big deal, is it, sweetie?

Dogamy: Not at all, sugar-lumps

Papyrus: Then why does Undyne
want us to capture the humans?

Dogs: Undyne?

Dogamy: Come on, then! Let's find that human!

Dogs: Finding that human won't be hard
no no, not for the great royal guard
oh oh, find that human
get the goal
oh oh, get that human's human soul
oh oh oohh
A Human! In Snowdin!

Papyrus: See?
I told you! I found a human, and now
I shall capture it!

I can't believe it
I found a human, when
I capture it with puzzles, in the royal guard
I'll be
I'll go call Undyne
her jaw will hit the floor
she'll cry tears of joy and be so happy with me!
They won't resist my style and my charm
they'll be taken at once, this is gonna be great
Stop right there human, listen to me
Dogs: Go dogpile that human!

Papyrus: What the he- guys, wait!


Dogs: What?
Papyrus: Shouldn't I be the one

Doggo: Pfft, no

Lesser Dog: This is royal guard business!

Papyrus: I'm with the royal guard!

Greater Dog: You're in training!

Dogaressa: Sorry

Papyrus, but you did your part wonderfully

Dogamy: Dearest, where'd the human go

Dogaressa: I thought Doggo was watching him

Doggo: I didn't see anything

Dogs: Find The Human!

Dogs: Finding that human won't be hard
no no, not for the great royal guard, oh oh

Sans: It's right there

Dogs: Oh

Papyrus: They're even waving!
How did you miss that?

Doggo: Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to

Dogs: Dogpile attempt number two! Go!

Dogs: No more games, human
Don't run away
We'll get you, human
Then we get paid!
We're the greatest guardsmen ever
Nothing gets past us
Except for you that one time
But let's not raise a fuss!
With our obedience training
We'll grab you, we bet!
Hey, is that a stick I see?
Hey! Hey! Hey! Gimme a pet!
(Spoken)
Papyrus: Guys! Really?
I thought you were better than this!
Lesser Dog: Nothing Is Better Than A Belly Rub

Papyrus: I thought we were gonna capture

Greater Dog: Yeah! But first, belly rubs!

Sans: How you gonna get pet by a kid
who's not there?

Dogs: Not There? Find The Human!


Dogs: Finding that human won't be hard
no no, not for the great royal guard, oh oh

Papyrus: They Barely Moved!

Dogs: Oh

Doggo: I didn't see that coming

Sans: So... get the human?

Dogs and Papyrus: Get The Human!

Sans: Okay cool have at it

Dogs: We're the greatest guardsmen ever
Nothing gets past us
Except for you once again
But let's not raise a fuss!

Dogs: With our skill and fitness
We will win the day!
Tackle them into the snow!
Then roll around and play!
Sit, stay, fetch, shake hands, roll over
We know all the tricks!
Let's keep playing - wait, we're fighting?
Dang it, we got mixed up again!
Where'd the human run off to?
Weren't you keeping watch?
No, this snow is freakin' awesome
Can I sniff your

Papyrus
Come on then, human, much more to do, I've prepared all sorts of jumbles, puzzles, traps, and you'll see
Here on this table
ready to be microwaved
a frozen plate of my own homemade spaghetti!
If you feel hungry
go ahead and take a bite, it will distract you
and there you will want to stay!
Okay, maybe it's stuck to the table - hey, human, where are you going?
Please do not run away!
Sans: What happened to third time's the charm?
Papyrus: What happened to the Royal Guard
helping me ou
Guys!

Dogs: What?

Papyrus: The human's gone!

Dogs: Gone? Find the human!

Dogs: Finding that human won't be hard
no no, not for the great royal guard, oh oh

Papyrus: This is why
I don't work with amateurs

Sans: Would you say you had a bone to pick with
them?

Papyrus: Sans!

Sans: Hey, it's all in a dog-day's work