Am I right, am I wrong?
Constructing my pet hates down here into song
The things that annoy me will soon annoy you
Because writing this down is just what I will do
I hate you dearly
You think you own a wit so sharp and fantastic
It cuts through your spit
May I clarify that you're friends are all fools
And everything said is idiotic too
I hate you dearly

You will never be a clown, you will never be a clown
You will never be a clown unless earth turns upside down

Teachers pet is your name
Because you're popular you don't get the blame
Your humour's not humour, it's stupidity
But we all just sit back and hear you all wheeze
You'll all die slowly

You will never be a clown, you will never be a clown
You will never be a clown unless earth turns upside down

Die, you're gonna die, and we won't cry
Because you're ignorant
Die, you're gonna die, and we won't cry
Because you're ignorant
Die, you're gonna die, and we won't cry
Because you're ignorant
Die, you're gonna die, and we won't cry
Because you're ignorant

An elite group of friends
Sticking together till you reach the end
And just when will that be?
Because all your comments are grinding at me
And I may turn nasty...
I wish I was not me
Cos then I would stay up and tell you my dream
That slowly your brain will begin to melt out
Of your facial orrafaces and fall out
And we'll all be laughing then!

You will never be a clown, you will never be a clown
You will never be a clown unless earth turns upside down

Die, you're gonna die, and we won't cry
Because you're ignorant
Die, you're gonna die, and we won't cry
Because you're ignorant
Die, you're gonna die, and we won't cry
Because you're ignorant
Die, you're gonna die, and we won't cry
Because you're ignorant