I hear a tick I hear a tock Must be your biological clock You're ready Oh, you're ready You got the itch I wanna scratch I can't resist that's a natural fact I'm ready I think I'm ready We've had plenty of practice, so how hard can it be? Baby, let's make a family Some say we're in need Of a reality check But is there ever a good time so what the heck If you're ready Oh you're ready Though the money we got Ain't going far You can't make a lot with an acoustic guitar But I'm ready I hope I'm ready 'Cause even fools are born with all the tools they need Oh baby, let's make a family I felt a kick I can't wait I know that's easy for me to say You're ready Look at you, you're ready Eight months down One to go We're gonna add another ring to this circus show And I'm ready I better be ready So honey cross your fingers and hope it don't look like me Oh baby, let's make a family Baby, you know I've been thinking We can start this one out on the steel guitar and the next on the mandolin All it would take is a couple sets of twins And before too long I'd have me a band for free