[Warau kado ni wa huku kitaru chishukigyou no mamorigami
Aka koona yori ebbesan no nyujyou desu!]
Shoubai Hanjyou de sasa mottekoi shoubai hanjou de sasa mottekoi
Shoubai Hanjyou de sasa mottekoi shoubai hanjou de...
Shoubai Hanjyou! Osai sen wa sunde ya
Hukyou no kaze mo fukitobashi toita de
Osaka shin sekai de Delphin Arena
Soko ga sekai no choushin ya
Ooi mo wakimo sore yori mo kawai musume chan nara
Goriyaku hutatsu senbai sasa motte koi!
Mitsumerareru to sukoshi tereru kedo
Jyoushi resuraa ni seku hara (Ring ue de wa jigo yade)
Mou karimakka? Maa bochibochi dengana
Warau kado ni wa fuku kite atari mae
Shoubai hanjyou! Osaka ichi no nice guy
Tsuu ten kaku ni shizumu youbi kyou no okazu nanya?
Kai yuukan ni wa jinbee zame ga
Mochiron same ni wa kate maen
Gyou san kureta minna no seien attemo
Waza wo kimerare chattara Give UP!!
Aa ima no uso ya nashiya demajite
Sonna koto wa yuu te hen (Okyakusan mo kiite hen de)
Shoubai hanjyou! Osaka wo shuto ni zebi!
Mochiron chiji wa ebessan wo erabe
Shinsekai de wa sonna no wa jyoushiki yade
Negi shouki okazu ni gohan taberu angai ni ikeru deshikashi
(Shoubai Hanjyou de sasa mottekoi shoubai hanjou de sasa mottekoi
Shoubai Hanjyou de sasa mottekoi shoubai hanjou de...)
Mou kari makka? Maa bochibochi denga na
Warai kado ni wa fuku mite atari mae
Shoubai hanjyou! Osaka wo shuto ni zebi!
Mochiron chiji wa ebessan wo erabe
Shoubai hanyou! Osaka ichi no nice guy
Tsuu ten kaku ni noboru asahi sono namae wa ebessan